i have a harry potter theory that "marauders" wasn't what james, peter, remus and sirius called themselves but 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘱 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳.
AND there is 𝘯𝘰 way that filch just happened to confiscate the map off them, no no. they 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 the map for future pranksters, because what the hell were they supposed to do with a map for a place they are not returning to.
of course, they might've called themselves the marauders too, but we have no proof they did, we only know that it's the name of the map, the map that guided them through pranks and would-be detentions.
thanks for coming to my ted talk! :D
chop was a bastion of safety and freedom. we cannot let them take this silently.
i dont normally post about this shit mainly because tumblr was supposed to be a place for me to go to escape, but at this point i dont think i can keep that up.
this whole concept is fucking amazing and i absolutely love it
my ideal dream smp modern au is one where Tommy is the protagonist and the narrative acts like he’s the most important one but everyone else is CLEARLY more interesting and are constantly getting up to other stuff, but Tommy’s super oblivious
like it’s just tommy walking around doing the most boring stuff (going to school, doing his homework) and talking about everyone like theyre incredibly normal while they have poorly disguised secrets. Wilbur is a mermaid. technoblade is a magical girl. tubbo works as a mad scientist for the CIA. dream is fighting supernatural creatures at night. gnf is a Hannah Montana esque popstar. ranboo isn’t sure what he’s doing, but he’s definitely doing something.
and then they come hang out with Tommy and he’s like ‘Wilbur the most interesting thing about you is the fact that you can sing’ and then wilbur, who’s been a literal fish all day is like ‘yup that sounds right’
none of them can figure out if actually he knows or not. there’s a betting pool going on whether not he’s pretending in order to give them some semblance of normalcy. he isn’t, he just hasn’t noticed that somethings up
i honestly want to at least hug this person
i want to own a sword, just to own a sword
yeah, but it's fun to do it to someone
tickle tickle tickle
tickling is fun until I get fed up with it (2 seconds in) and then decide to beat the assailant to a pulp
ok, but who leaves a comatosed dude in his clothes for 6 months?
“as the captain of the crimson lion kings, and as your older brother, i will never lose…again!”
this weird, i once had a concept idea for an black clover fanfic where my oc insert had dragon magic
I'm tired of hearing about shit magic, why not talk about a reasonable magic like dragon magic, much better than the other one
YESS. DRAGON MAGIC WOULD BE AWESOME!
problem is, i had no idea we even had them, so i have no idea where they might be
i found out we have fire cubes somewhere at home and i want them
hey, i'm bored, so requests for anything you think i can do are welcome ;)