“Jesus Christ Eat The Goddamn Mac And Cheese.” Scowls The Hero “I Can Hear Your Stomach Growling

“Jesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.” scowls the hero “I can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.”

The villain blinks “You-”

“Are feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I would’ve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.”

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ghostbxbii

4 years ago

question: how does one tell if they're genderfluid?

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LIKE.. genderfluid I mean i'm an idiot i kinda don't care abt my gender but sometimes i just get picky with what i wear i have cargo pants and a dress

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ghostbxbii

2 years ago

𝗿𝗲𝗺𝘂𝘀, 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗷𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴: you really are smitten with them

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jegulus remus lupin jegulily lily evans james potter jily regulus black lily potter rily what even is regulus and lily's ship name???

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ghostbxbii

4 years ago

guys, i think i'm dying, i ate too much sugar

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LIKE.. DAMN... FINALLY OH GOD sweets healthy helth i'm becoming old where's my wispy gray hair and gransma status? oh and my retirement age too much sugar baaaaaaaad suuuper bad is this that heartburn thingy? don't eat too much sugar or suffer the consequences EAT HEALTY

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ghostbxbii

4 years ago

Bastille could do radioactive but imagine dragons couldn't do pompeii

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ghostbxbii

4 years ago

i want to know what Neil thinks of this metaphor for him

This Movie Is So Fucking Creepy Jesus Fuck

this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck

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ghostbxbii

4 years ago

i found it!!

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

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ghostbxbii

4 years ago

thank you for tagging me!

it was fun trying to make it at least similar to me.

i have no one to tag, so i guess i'm tagging anyone who wants to!

I got tagged by @soniatera to make a manga version of myself. Thank you so much 💕 I enjoyed doing this 💕💕

This is the link!

Tagging the following: @daikonsenpai @trish-chan @hananeneheaven @louiselapucelle @mazusu @mafuyuh @wuatsui @frailuta @ayumiko @kitsukkis @hania-chan @koyakis @baronesscmd @hachikenz @haru-kaas you don't have to do it but it's fun :))

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ghostbxbii

4 years ago

i honestly want to at least hug this person