Bending Laws Of Physics Is Easy For Us 

this is a gentle reminder that i am 90% of the time not here, and when i am here, i shitpost about anything and everything

Life advice?

This is a dangerous question to ask me considering that, despite how much I’m trying to learning, I am still a naive child, but I’ll do what I can :)

Be kind to customer service workers, and tip generously

Take breaks! Watch tv! Procrastinate! Living isn’t a deadline

Never be mean to kids. If you don’t like them or don’t want to have any, that’s great! But never, ever be mean to a child

If someone makes you feel bad more than they make you feel happy, don’t dedicate so much time to them.

We all make mistakes! We’ve all misgendered someone, we’ve all judged someone too harshly, we’ve all been idiots. Fix it, and move on a better you than you were

Be kind

Be kind

Be kind

If someone makes you smile, tell them

Don’t get so caught up in the negative that you forget the positive

Let yourself be sad!

You’re never too old to learn new things about yourself or the world

Normalize saying “I love you” to the people who deserve it, normalize saying “goodbye” to the people who don’t

Erase “annoying” from the words you use to describe people.

It’s okay if you were wrong, if you had a bigoted opinion or said something offensive. Change and do better, and recognize that it doesn’t make you a bad person

You are not a bad person

Stop seeing “fat”, “ugly”, “scarred”, etc. as flaws

Make friends with the people who make you feel like sunshine

Make your friends feel like sunshine when they’re with you

Always remember that the person you are right now is worthy of love

Eat!

Forget the idea that your worth is dependent on temporary things. You are the most permanent thing in your life. You are the only one who decides your worth. You are the only one who knows enough to.

Don’t let people forget you

Be the person who listens to a friends story when everyone else starts to talk over them

Don’t ever stop learning

Don’t ever stop being curious

Don’t ever stop creating

Don’t ever forget that you, in every moment, are a piece of art

sounds dumb from a school, i mean, why kick out the star student?

I'm applying to gremlin school. Can I put you down as a reference?

They kicked me out of Gremlin school for being too much of a gremlin

what glory, what shame, i have received a small headache

I TRIED TO EDIT BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS AND I FUCKED UP

DO YOU THINK ANYONE WILL NOTICE THAT THE VOCALS ARE NOT AS THEY SHOULD BE

[name × favourite colour + aesthetic] = aesthetic moodboard

am i finally gonna watch haikyuu just cuz i saw a damn good edit?

you bet your ass i am

Zukka au where Zuko works at his uncle’s bakery, The Jasmine Dragon. He helps with everything, but he’s best at cake decorating. 

As the bakery gets popular, Iroh needs more help, so he hires Sokka to do miscellaneous tasks that need done. 

Now, while Zuko may be amazing at cake decorating, he’s also very slow because he has to get everything perfect. This wasn’t a problem before, but now that the bakery is more popular, he’s having a hard time getting all the orders done on time. 

So, Iroh sends Sokka to help speed up Zuko’s cake decorating. 

Turns out, Sokka sucks at cake decorating, but that’s where they need the most help, so Iroh keeps him there, insisting he’ll get better with practice. 

Zuko is irritated to say the least. He works best alone and in silence, and now he has a “helper” who won’t shut up and can’t even pipe a basic flower. He tries to get Iroh to move Sokka somewhere else because he isn’t even helping, but Iroh insists that if Zuko just tried to teach Sokka how to decorate, he’d actually be helpful instead of a burden. 

So, Zuko starts teaching Sokka how to decorate cakes. 

Zuko can’t take time out of his work day to teach Sokka because of all the orders he has to fill, so they start meeting up after work and on their days off. 

At first it’s painful, Zuko is still irritated that Sokka has to help him, but eventually they become friends. Sokka is a fast learner and picks up cake decorating relatively quickly, though he isn’t as precise as Zuko and likes to improvise his decorating, which drives Zuko, who meticulously plans his cakes, crazy. 

Over time, Zuko learns to be less anal about his decorating, and Sokka learns to be more precise and technical. Together, they make a great team, and not just at cake decorating. 

Sokka has had a crush on Zuko since pretty much when he began working at The Jasmine Dragon, and as Zuko got to know Sokka, he developed a crush on him. 

Sokka is hesitant to ask Zuko out because frankly, he doesn’t think the guy likes him; they’re just friends who work really well together. Zuko is afraid to ask Sokka out because even though he thinks Sokka is flirting with him, he’s not sure and doesn’t want to ruin their friendship or their cake decorating team.

Eventually, after seeing them dance around each other for a while, Iroh mentions to Sokka that he’s never seen his nephew work so well with anyone, let alone enjoy it, and that Zuko must really like him. 

Thanks to Iroh’s meddling, Sokka finally decides to ask Zuko out. 

He decorates a cake for Zuko, complete with his favorite flowers and designs (which Sokka knows because Zuko always gets a small, almost imperceptible smile on his face whenever he gets to pipe them). 

When he gives the cake to Zuko after their shift one day, Zuko is speechless. It’s the best cake Sokka has ever decorated, and it has all of his favorite design elements. Zuko obviously agrees to go out with him, and they start dating.

When Iroh eventually retires, Zuko and Sokka take over the bakery. Customers love hearing Zuko or Sokka (usually Sokka) tell the story of how, even though he didn’t know it at the time, it was in this very bakery that he met his future husband.

jegulily date headcanons

regulus, lily and james having date competitions where they try to take the other two out on the most fun dates

lily has deffinitely taken them on a grocery shopping date at 3am (they totaly rode shopping carts through the store and parking lot)

james has taken them to a mcdonalds in 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 fancy dresses (lily wore a suit tho, with a tail-coat and they all looked 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵)

regulus took them to a museum, where they imitated some old paintings and marveled at exhibits and goofed around

lily took them through a car-wash where james stared through the car windows in absolute awe, while regulus watched everything with rapt curiousity (and lily watched them)

james got them dressed as ghosts with bedsheets and sunglasses and took them to a park (they might've scared some kids, but it wasn't too bad)

regulus 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 has set up a picnic date for them three, with some of their favourite foods (it was very sweet)

james took them frog catching once, they all got a bit muddy and it started raining but they all had a lot of fun (the very few frogs caught were released 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 quickly)

lily took them on a movie date to a drive-in theater (it was a horror movie and james was terrified, but reg and lily thought the movie was funny and comforted him)

regulus took them cliff-diving, james and lily were surprised because regulus' previous dates were much calmer, but they all enjoyed going, it was like an adventure

bonus

james proposes to lily and regulus whilst wearing a dinosaur costume, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨 (remus, sirius and peter were backup dino-vocalists and sirius ran into the doorframe whilst leaving the room)

if i die, i want my bones to be used as flower food

Cop deserves a life sentence. Who knows how many lives he’s ruined with something like this.