Hello, Many Will Already Know About The Explosion In Beirut, Many Will Also Have Heard about NOT Donating

this reminds me of my constant paranoia of breaking stuff that started with a fear of breaking the flush button on a toilet

Do you ever accidentally break something and regret it but also secretly think you're stronger than you ever knew possible???

imagine sirius monopolizing the "reg" nickname for regulus and absolutely 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 to let anyone else use it, but james really wants a nickname for regulus,

so he ropes lily into helping him brainstorm one

and after like a week, they come up with

🌠 archie 🌠

god damn it, i need a job

Today’s Princess of the Day is: Monica, from Hooky.

An adventurous princess on a quest to save her fiancée William, Monica is confident, well-read, and hopelessly romantic. Although she loves William, she is unsure of her engagement, because she feels that it is unlike the ones she’s read in her favorite romance books.

hey wait, was mayor bourgeois the inspiration for that one lame american president?

To all the girls who “Love adventures”

i am a nightmare and a cat, i have now pushed off the table your cup

hey! i just found out rose petals are excellent for faking bruises!!!

you just mush one against your skin and once it's coloured, take what's left of the petal off!!!!!

holding a coin on your nose feels weird

i have a harry potter theory that "marauders" wasn't what james, peter, remus and sirius called themselves but 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘱 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳.

AND there is 𝘯𝘰 way that filch just happened to confiscate the map off them, no no. they 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 the map for future pranksters, because what the hell were they supposed to do with a map for a place they are not returning to.

of course, they might've called themselves the marauders too, but we have no proof they did, we only know that it's the name of the map, the map that guided them through pranks and would-be detentions.

thanks for coming to my ted talk! :D