It's 5 Pm But I'm Sleepy, What Is This Sorcery?

this reminds me of my constant paranoia of breaking stuff that started with a fear of breaking the flush button on a toilet

Do you ever accidentally break something and regret it but also secretly think you're stronger than you ever knew possible???

it's easy becoming a writer's muse,

you only need to be someone they knew

Farm boi!ryan: do you believe in aliens?

Agent!Shane: I think it's more important for aliens to believe in themselves

dogs are way too much stress

THIS IS THE BEST THING I'LL EVERE SEE

This is so wholesome

a ufo could be any unidentified flying object, let's stop calling alien disc ships ufo's as if they're the only ufo's.

wait, is pride now or was it last month?

i have decided i am gonna attempth make a list of all the anime i've watched

these kids