I Wanna Learn All The Languages In The World

...I'm gonna buy a rubber duck

happy anniversary to the scenes I haven’t stopped thinking about

+ Bonus

you, broke: I did a ton of research on geography and climate to design an extremely accurate and highly realistic fantasy map

me, woke: In this fantasy universe I wrote the sun actually does revolve around the earth even though that makes no sense, because I thought it sounded cool 

fam i'm vibin

Daughter of fate

you are viscious,

and you are cunning,

o, daughter of blood.

you have seen death,

and you have faced punishment,

for crimes undeserving.

you have seen many a soul broken,

and you have fallen,

o, daughter of pain.

but you were loved,

in a time long ago,

and you knew you were deserving.

o, daughter of suffering,

why do you cause yourself pain,

when you should revel in gentle rain.

the phrase "couldn't hurt a fly" is so strange.

flies are quick and hard to catch, many people have trouble, so that doesn't really describe gentleness.

"couldn't hurt a mosquito" though? mmh. yeah, that's weak and gentle.

guys, i think i'm dying, i ate too much sugar

Jokes that will never stop being funny

“I’m a slut for [insert very non-nsfw interest]

“Me? [Something stupid usually]? More likely than you think”

“I will eat your [kneecaps, elbows, etc..]”

“Fellas, is it gay to [something that is blatantly gay]”

That “WHEEZE” picture lmao I die every time

*slaps knee*

The fucking “That’s rough buddy” GIF from A:tla

i think i might be sleep deprived, but i haven't slept enough to be able to tell