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Important PSA

Don’t ever buy these for your dog

Today, I unfortunately had to put down my dog, Boomer. He was only 2 years old. Boomer, unfortunately ate something he wasn’t supposed to, and the damages he sustained were not something he could come back from. What they found in him were two smaller pieces of sharp plastic, and another larger piece that I recognized. It was the end of one of these toys, a toy that he loved greatly. When the plastic of this toy gets chewed it, it becomes significantly sharper, and I can’t tell you how many times in the past I’ve cursed like a sailor after stepping on one. It’s worse than a lego, and it once cut the bottom of my foot. So please. Don’t buy this toy for your dog, and if you have before, stop buying them and take awake any that you may still have. I can’t stomach the fact that something as simple as a toy supposedly MEANT for a dog could have potentially had a hand in something so devastating for both me, and my family.

where's the straw?

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

YO, I JUST MADE ONE OF THOSE 3IN1 PACKETS OF COFFEE WITH JUST MILK AND IT TASTES GOOD

ahhhhhh, i'm a terrible writer!

hi this is how I imagine this scene, thank u haley for giving your vampires functional tear ducts

anyways read unconditionally and irrevocably by @sokkadyke

how high is the probability i could pretend i don't exist AND have someone 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 it, i wonder

so, i finished watching s1 of Harley Quinn yesterdad, and i gotta say, it's a pretty great show!

the art style is wonderful and the writing is pretty good, in my opinion.

i think i'd rewatch the show, no problem.

puki, did you get a coma from mint or something?

Icy cold containers of crystalline chroma

oh, to be a kid with no care nor worry

oh to be a teenager with no worries

Ryan: What’s your greatest strength?

Demon!shane: Getting out of corn mazes

Ryan: Uh… okay. and your greatest weakness?

Demon!shane: I keep finding myself unexpectedly in corn mazes

Ryan: *realizing they’re in a corn maze* What the hell?

Demon!shane: Guess it’s my time to shine