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Old and forgotten animal crossing wild world (2005) website...
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lot of middle-aged men with issues in animal crossing. i enjoy it
[image description: a simple sketched comic of tom nook, lyle, and redd from animal crossing. the first panel has tom happily gesturing to lyle and saying "He actually turned his life around". the second panel has redd looking back at tom and saying "Thats a shame I hope he relapses and dies. Right now." tom seems disturbed at this comment. end id]
There was an update to Animal Crossing: New Horizons, in which they added a new fruit. The fruit was a bottle of Mountain Dew. There was only one way to get it, by getting 99,000 bells and giving them to the new special character, witch i’m pretty sure was just Tom Nook wearing a black hoodie that covered his face. The Mountain Dew fruit could also be sold for 99,000 bells so people started using this to get rich.
How I felt buying my house from Tom Nook.
In another lifetime.
I like how whenever I buy tickets from Redd’s raffle, he gives me this devious little chuckle like he’s draining my life savings with his five dollar doughnuts.
Spamton would never sell NFTs. Crazy Redd from Animal Crossing, though? Y'all KNOW that mf would be hawking them if he had a computer on that boat.
F for Fake
Redd is beloved 🧡 (on my island)
lot of middle-aged men with issues in animal crossing. i enjoy it
[image description: a simple sketched comic of tom nook, lyle, and redd from animal crossing. the first panel has tom happily gesturing to lyle and saying "He actually turned his life around". the second panel has redd looking back at tom and saying "Thats a shame I hope he relapses and dies. Right now." tom seems disturbed at this comment. end id]
Animal Crossing: Wild World - Tom Nook
TOM NOOK IS HERE TO COOK YOUR BOOKS
what a jolly fellow
Funey Canids
fox with a pearl earring
(alternatively: i repainted a shitpost from three years ago)
lot of middle-aged men with issues in animal crossing. i enjoy it
[image description: a simple sketched comic of tom nook, lyle, and redd from animal crossing. the first panel has tom happily gesturing to lyle and saying "He actually turned his life around". the second panel has redd looking back at tom and saying "Thats a shame I hope he relapses and dies. Right now." tom seems disturbed at this comment. end id]
Redd will never stop being the absolute funniest Animal Crossing character to me. It's illegal how underrated he is. He's got either a londoner or new yorky accent depending on how you read it. His logo is a blatant ripoff of Tom Nook's. He's fuzzy. He wears nothing but an apron. He's a bastard. He's clever. He's amazing at art. He does not utilise this talent in a genuine way. He painted the Mona Lisa at least 5 times but with angry eyebrows and no other change. He went to art school. He's divorced from Tom Nook. He has a million cousins. His old colleague now works for his ex instead. He lives on a boat. He has to hide said boat from Tom. He doesn't even know if half his art is real or fake. He's a kitsune with no powers so is essentially just a normal fox. He recreated an entire stone tablet and the only thing he changed was he made it bright blue. Blathers hates him. He's an enemy of the state. He openly admitted he was crazy before realising that was a bad sales technique. He replaced the adjective with 'jolly'. In old games people were blatantly racist against him being a fox. He has the same criminal motivation as Nick Wilde. His name is just the colour of his fur. His password is a spiteful jab at his ex. He's REDD.
He's just so damn FUNNY.
my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.
"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess