He's a scary cult leader 🐛 anon 😥
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—oh so darling? You want a punishment again? Talking oh so bad about me.
What kind of cult? Who do you worship?
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—i worship myself, i mean ppl are here for me and my politics
Honestly I'd probably let you eat me
What a way to go
—yet i wont do it
Should I be worried you're eating noodles?
—dont worry i wont ever eat you tho
Noodle, where did all those people go? And you, what is your name sir?
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—Suguru, Suguru Geto. Cult leader at exact.
Can we have our noodle overlord back? they have their own cult to run you know. It's also past their bedtime
—im taking care of noodle, go away
Anything you say 🫡
—lets go get food now
I’m eating the noodle
—noodle let's blow them up
Ahem, you said something about food and energy drinks?
—lets get you cleaned and go to some restaurant, kay?
Yippee!! Just say the word I'll follow your lead!
—lets kill some monkeys and afterwards get some food and drinks, we can get ramen and some monster energy drinks!
Noodle no. pspspspspsps, come away from the cult leader Noodle. back home. You want an energy drink? Come on, pspspspsps
—go away from my best friend, from my soulmate
what are u so emo for
—what are yo so rude for
I like the way you think crazy man
It's not all of it but I've got a small arsenal here. I know you probably prefer using sorcery but you can't go wrong with other weapons too!
I would follow you anywhere
—lets destroy the world together!
I would set the world on fire for you
—lets do it together then! Let's just sit and watch as those filthy monkeys burn!! (Just not my cult members)
—Merry Christmas to you too, say hello to shoko from me
—Yo utahime! How you doin on the holidays?
Doin good, Suguru. Caught a small cold but overall has been fun. You? Doing anything special? How's life f'you? Havent seen you in a long time.
I follow the chaos
And right now the most chaotic thing around is you
Soba? It's your favorite right?
—id sell my liver for a bit of it.
—im trying to respond to every ask asap pls be patient
I'm good. That plant of yours looks tasty. Might I have a leaf, good sir?
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—yea sure
Drop the hair care routine. Now. I need to know.
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—Soap. Bar of soap.
—jus doing a great work leading my cult.
—Yo utahime! How you doin on the holidays?
Doin good, Suguru. Caught a small cold but overall has been fun. You? Doing anything special? How's life f'you? Havent seen you in a long time.
Would it impress to to know I had a hostage situation against toji today and it looked like this?
Please be impressed
—it is impressive to the point i might get afraid or either proud
why are you fighting with toji 😥 hes actually kinda nice (to us at least)
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—he almost killed gojo, almost killed me, and killed riko how am i supposted to be nice to him
Hello there
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—hello, how are you?
Oh goody!! I love chaos!
I stole Gojo's mochi.
And definitely nothing else. There is nothing behind me if that's what you're thinking
—lets blow them all up together and afterwards eat mochi in peace
ofc you know what dust smells like since you’re so acquainted with it. and you know what unwashed balls smell like? sounds like you’re projecting
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—just what do you want from me go yap to yo man i aint reading allat
Hello!
I'm Noodle
Do you like chaos?
—hi noodle
Yes
you smell like straight ass. go take a shower
—🐈⬛
—you smell like dust and toji's sweaty unwashed balls go back to him
—the only one smelling here is you after running away from child support
—i thought you're dead already you monkey
I could say the same to you. And Gojo. Death got boring so I came back, problem? Your cult is weird and I don't even want to be near you. No offense.
—were talking about you coming back from literal death because you're bored not about my great wonderful best ever made cult.
—i thought you're dead already you monkey
I could say the same to you. And Gojo. Death got boring so I came back, problem? Your cult is weird and I don't even want to be near you. No offense.