Nuh Uh

🚬: Hi there Suguru 👋🏻, how are you doing

—quite good, not gonna lie. How about you, sho? It's been a lil time since we were talking last time...

I’m..erm.. so scared?

—🫶

—open the window, it's cold outside here.

AHHH IM SORRY SUGUBOO!! I meant she’s my baby like she’s my child. And yours too

But like fr she has my blue eyes and it’s crazy because they’re BRIGHT blue

She’s sitting on my bed with me while I eat candy. It’s my only source of energy because I don’t sleep🎀

BUT DONT WORRY YOURE MY BABY AND MY HUSBAND AND MY LOVE<3

-🌹

—oh okay then thats a good explanation.

Hypothetically if I was a non sorcerer can I stay?

—i'd have to think about it. You can always join the cult tho?

Hiiii, missed you crazy

I'm still exhausted from all the chaos causing but wanted to pop in and say hello!

I was going to say hi to Gojo too but I fear he may try to eat me for talking to you

—hello my favourite noodle! How are you doing lately besides you're exhausted? Any mass murder happen without me??

it’s lokey pulsing your name in Morse code 🥺😖😫

—damn thats sure freaky...

—nooo, what gave you this silly idea?

—Yuta Okkotsu special grade jujutsu sorcerer, cursed child. Is it?

Yea, youre gojo-senseis friend? Idk

—ill murder you all stop making fun of me...

you’re so right. he’s the biggest emo and the biggest gay. let’s all point and laugh at suguru

— 🐁

— u understand me i love u

—were talking about you coming back from literal death because you're bored not about my great wonderful best ever made cult.

—i thought you're dead already you monkey

I could say the same to you. And Gojo. Death got boring so I came back, problem? Your cult is weird and I don't even want to be near you. No offense.

*munches on leaf* thank you, mr. Cult leader.

-🐛

—you can call me geto or suguru, no need for formalities.