TW Species Dysphoria Vent :(

Some guy on TikTok wants me to write smut, I need pairing ideas now 😭😭 big fan of Hannibal and dc comics, and I will NOT write abt minors. Help me PLEASE

Being American is cool and all but being from a fun country is so much cuntier

girl helppp

Am I sick. I ate something with mayo on it earlier and I Enjoyed It. Help

I’m just saying that commercialized landlords are not ravioli approved, HOWEVER, a couple who owns a duplex and rents it out to one family with good pricing in mind is actually the opposite of landlord=bad. There’s a reason rental properties became a thing, let’s not forget that

Bro I need this cut so bad

Yes these are two different cuts but I can’t find EXACTLY what I want so

Just thinking about neighbor! Frank Castle flipping his shit when he finds out you’re hurt, he sees you in the hallway or some shit with a small bruise on your nose, your forehead, maybe a couple bruises on your chest/ shoulders/ neck and immediately down to hunt down whoever did it.. so here’s a lil drabble I hope?

Frank was just coming home from his construction job, it was maybe 9pm, and his neighbor down the hall was walking by, holding a gym bag and nursing her elbow.

Her hair was pulled back in a ponytail and she wore workout shorts and a white tank top, clearly coming back from the gym. “Hey” he grunted out as you passed, maybe thinking you were hurt or had been robbed. “Oh, hey” you say back, missing a little bit of the usual roughness your tone held. “Smthin’ wrong?” He asked, hoping you’d pause to chat, but you just settled a couple paces away. “Nah, not much. Why, you need something? Think I got leftovers in the fridge”

He knew she was new to town, maybe she was just nervous. In that moment, Frank just really wanted to find whoever did it.

Watcher media admin how I love and appreciate you

for everyone on here who isn’t over on the hell site

“Those they thems can’t even pick a gender” wdym I picked two genders. Your ma and your pops. Anywho I’m your parent now xx

I remember this holy fuck-

in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.

they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)

but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.

to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.

everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.

First time watching twd and OH MY GOD?? LORI DIED??? IM ABT TO CRY WATCHING CARLS LIL FACE AFTER HE PUTS HER DOWN 😭😭😭