AHHHHHH THIS SEEMS FIRE

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

My favorite thing about this is that all of these insults are things I can only describe as “something papa said on the phone once right before nonna found out he had tattoos” and 100% google translated

i like it when italian italians get mad at italian americans for calling themselves italian

I love (fucking hate) being transgender because yes I am trans. Yes queer. Tis I the tranny. I use she they pronouns yet I am still 100% no gender. I’m not boy not girl not anything I simply am. I’m the bit. I am the devil incarnate. I’m a dog and I’m messy running eyeliner in a bar bathroom with coke still on the counter. My gender is explained in aestheticized images of the idealized version of myself and my trauma. I wanna call myself two spirit but I’m not native enough for that. So I’m just lost :(

My favorite part of this fucking hellsite

I am sure some of you are curious. Yes, my scandalous Toe Sucking picture included the very same Powerful Feet I have been training day and night with my Joker Kicks. I am strong enough now to kick a Cinder Block in half. Heh... I bet a Certain Someone is getting scared for our duel right about now...

Gimme my cigs (I don’t smoke cigarettes I smoke sage :p) (someone get me a blunt tho pls)

Yeah sex is cool and all but have you tried phone sex as a coping mechanism??

Too many people have died this month. I count 6 that I knew. Fuck.

Absolute peak

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I ain’t never met someone who does bjj who’s mentally well. Theyre always like “im punishing myself by not tapping” or whatever. Cringe. I just let men manhandle me because yeah. Never actually executed a fucking move on anyone bc nobody’s my size or weight class. Incredibly sad tbh

I say “father the fish has whiskers” he takes the entire fucking infection (whisker lookin shit) out of the fuckin fish’s mouth and then the fish is fine. What the hell

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