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Bless you for feeding the masses more jazz and prowl!

Your welcome

My have the URGE to draw my version of Tarn as a fat fuck.

I already had some ideas of the✨ face ✨

Jazz! Kiss every part of Prowl you deeply loved and appreciated by his beauty!! 😤 (If you have time to make this I can wait patiently for it :))

Ewww kissing *hhhhhrrrrgggggkkk*

I think Jazz likes to make him angry. Nasty

Jazz- *cough cough*……worth it

You are a whore for your husband Prowl just except it.

Wheeljack snd scavenger 8, 18, 21, 25, 34, 36 from the other otp ask because you made me obsess with them!

8) who would diddle an alien?

-Wheeljack: “You think a human would frag me scavenger?”

-Scavenger:

18)who left a fork in the microwave on accident?

-none of them. But Wheeljack would do it on purpose. FOR SCIENCE!!!

21)who are would teach their kid to steal?

- He didn’t directly teach twitch but, Wheeljack is such a bad influence.

25)who would snort pixi sticks unintentionally?

-Wheeljack if he could. He’d probably dump one directly in his vents.

34)who has been accused of murder?

-Scavenger has probably murder someone. He was an ex-con after all.

But Wheeljack has maybe… blown someone up.

36)who’s constantly a little horny?

-Jackie, but I don’t think he entirely realizes it.

Kilomegs silly goodies I had stored in the back. Ft:Ravage. The only other that currently knows about Megatron’s relationship.

Megatron: I can’t wait for him to find out I’m not mysterious and sexy and instead weird and annoying…

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

THE SEEKERS

STARSCREAM

Air commander! Leader of the seeker! And second in command of the decepticons! By far he is the most talented flyer of all the cons. All these decorations sure bumps up his ego, which cause him to go barking up the wrong tree. He’s got a scar on his face to remind him of each failed attempt at dominance.

Decorate that.

In the beginning he knew Megatron and they looked out for each other. Megatron trusted him and viewed him as a friend. But when Starscream had his lil seeklet something clicked in his brain. Starscream began scheming for more power. He started holding his family closest to him and pushing away the rest. He wanted the best for them and was tired of seeing them pushed into battle like common soldiers, they are not common to him. He couldn’t imagine Slipstream being hurt.

One day on the battlefield, Megatron was trapped in a crashing ship. Megatron desperately called out for his friend. Starscream looked him in the eyes and left him. As second in command he would be air to the the throne, he enjoyed it for a while thinking Megatron was dead and his family being the ones to boss everyone around. Knowing that his bitlit wouldn’t have to face battle like a commoner but instead like a commander.

Until of course Megatron came back. Starscream was challenged. He fought and lost badly. Megatron was highly emotional and almost killed him. Slipstream was deeply traumatized by seeing this. She’s scared of him.

Starscream is still second in command. It’s hard to tell what Megatron is thinking.

NOVASTORM

I wanted to make her a girl cause why not. She’s an ass, but what seekers isn’t??

She’s gorgeous and she knows it. She’s constantly flashing her stuff. (Honestly a big ego and being a narcissist is standard seeker behavior.) she has a crush on Thundercracker and has been trying to court him for years. (To her courting is being annoying and mean and accusing him of being a perv.)

She’s constantly picking fights with the rest of the seekers. But she’s nice to Slipstream. (She’s like the the sassy auntie.)

THUNDERCRACKER

He stoic and doesn’t talk to much, he the strongest out of the seeker. He’s also the biggest. He pretty much lets the rest of the seekers walk all over him. However he’ll sometimes put his foot down with Starscream and Skywarp (mostly skywarp.) he reminds them that he could crush their heads with his bare hands.

However he loves the two girls. He recognizes Novastorm is flirting with him. He mostly is just dead pan only because she makes him nervous. She gets away with everything.

Slipstream he sometimes pretends she’s his own. He gets her gifts and when she was very little he actually broke his silent streak and begged starscream to hold her. Slipstream could yell at him to move and he’ll do it fast. He lets her get away with too much.

SLIPSTREAM

The youngest, the smallest, and has the most to prove. She exudes teenage angst. Most soldiers are surprised she screams at the second command the way she does.

She is Starscream’s daughter. Even tho she can be a mean, hurtful little shit, she loves her dad. She hates seeing him hurt. Tho she’s not super affectionate (Starscream isn’t either.) he knows she loves him. And the rest of the seekers (not skywarp). They are her family. The rest of the seekers feel the same way (still not skywarp.) they’ve known her since she was small and looked after her when Starscream couldn’t.

SKYWARP

The seekers resident psycho. Skywarp has a very special power that makes him crazy! I’m sure we all know what it is. He doesn’t care about anyone. Surprisingly a goof tho, doesn’t help his scary appearance.

He has an artifact in his helm that lets him warp. He’s a killer and likes to hunt. He intentionally antagonizes his fellow soldiers. And he will make anyone suffer when they are weakest. He see Slipstream as the weakest.

Your Ratchet needs a damn nap >:l

Your gonna have to make him.

NAHHH😧😧😧

Why’d you draw Optimus like some ELDRITCH HORROR IN THAT ONE KILOTON COMIC?!

I KNOW! It’s crazy how this is all the same person lol.

A prime has to look scary. He got a bunch of modifications to look like that, It did WONDERS for his mental state (sarcasm.)

But in that comic I made him look particularly scary because to decepticons he is the embodiment of death and fear itself. Many servant class cons (like kilo.) have never seen Op in the flesh. So when they do it’s often they’ll stay still like a deer in head lights from the shock.

Puts bee thing in a microwave

Me??? Imma assume you are talking about bumblebee.

Oppy no likey

Bee was in there for 45 seconds.

Some Hot Motor Oil 3 inks I got from Alex at TFCon. My sister bullied me into buying them 😂

(I took the best photos I could but my phone is old as hell 😭)

Perspective challenge on Twitter

prowls wanted posters are the funniest shit. he's smiling like hes won a polite little award when under it it says "considered armed and dangerous" because he tried to. um. technically start a coup to doom his entire planet and every single colony by transforming into a violent combiner bc he thought starscream was a shit leader

Full Name

TV Girl

Physically sick from this one👍🏻 You are WELCOME

Have memes because it’s funny c’mon. Funny

TFA content omgggg YAY

and I broke all my knees into blood

you gave me a dress, I tore it

I climbed onto the roof to catch sparrows,

I wanted to give you one!!

They’re the worst couple on the ship

Sparkling Megatron and the Suspicious Candy (completed)

Transformers as memes - a thread (pt. 4/?):

laugh or cry

(I'm going to cry because my fcking stylus is broken)

LET GO

……please. 

i love cops

couldn't stop thinking about this post by rottinggrl

In which Drift helps Rodimus relax in the most effective way he knows

Tiddies ❤️💀❤️

Roblox again

Aughugahghh I messed the hands upppp