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Hi people who see this post I am back I AM SORRY for being so gone my brain got taken over by brainrot for something I’m writing and then when I finally got out of that slump and decided to go back to drawing tfs, I also opened commissions at the same time and then…… BOOM swamped I got a lot of commissions for someone who had never done them before and now I’m just finishing up one big one before I can go back to drawing for myself!!!!!

Anyway here are some low effort low quality shitposts I did between in commission and free time some of these are kinda old ngl and I forgot to slap my logo thing on a lotta of them do OOPS anyway the fun part is I’ve been trying to draw Blitzwing more like hhow he is in animated and tbh that’s kinda fun I love his many designs EXCEPT for the travisverse one because that was not Blitzwing that was a KNOCKOFF!!!!!!

Anyway I, Kay, 1# blitzfan promise I will draw more k swear I swear I swear I just gotta catch up on earthspark anddddddddddddddd yeah commisisnn

Thank WVERYONE who takes the time out of my daay to look at my post I love you I adore y8u you’re pretty cool AND awesome 😊😏😏😏🫡🫡🫡 have a SPLENDDI DAY

king of the junjle the jungle

Some grumpy Blitzwing doodles

Here's some memes I made because I was bored

Pt 1. - Pt 2.

This, no joke, may be one of my favourite fanfictions I’ve read.

Lugnut and Blitzwing shooting the shit; them getting involved in the nitty gritty of an earth woman’s crumbling life; then genuinely feeling sorry for her and wanting justice for her!

It’s just so fuckin funny. Please read @iliterallydecepticanteven ‘s fanfiction “Eat shit and live, Blitzwing”. It’s a treasure ✨

Blitzwing cannibal.

Listen, just listen, LISTEN, GRR BARK GRR BARK.

I've been thinking, und mein Gott. I don’t know much about the lore of Cybertron, but from what I’ve read and what I’ve seen in the series and movies (although I'm still unsure how it all works, hehe?), it seems that everything revolves around energon. Starting from this point, the Decepticons, being exiled, likely suffered from a shortage of energon. This leads me to my second point: the power struggles may not have been simply to demonstrate your rank or your power as an individual. Perhaps those very fights were for a ration of energon. The weakest link had no energon, which would lead to their oxidation/death.

This creates a more competitive environment. The higher your rank, the greater access you would have to a ration of energon. The more energon you had, the more powerful your weapons would be. A vicious cycle of power and necessity. Taking these points into account, we come to Blitzwing.

Blitzwing has three personalities. Icy; the calculating and cruel personality, the most loyal to Megatron. Hothead; the reckless and impulsive personality. Loyal to Megatron? Who cares! He must achieve his goal first, then he’ll deal with Megatron. And lastly, Random; the chaotic personality, who follows no one and obeys no orders. These three personalities create the perfect environment for power struggles and energon. Icy acting as the strategist, Hothead as the one who acts, and Random, the personality aware of the injuries.

In my opinion, Random is the one who bears all the pain. "Did I break my wing? HA, HA, who cares! We still have the other one. Are my gears rusting? A little energon will help, haha! Not enough energon?... Oh, then I’ll find it." A Decepticon perhaps stupid enough to face Blitzwing in a chaotic and hungry state was the perfect test for Random to secure energon.

“RIP! BITE! CUT! YesYesYes! The wires sparked as they were ripped from their place. The energon flowed like a river over the chassis of his... companion? Enemy? Who cares, haha! It has enough energon, and that was more than enough. His teeth tore through the wires as if they were mercury, perfect fangs to squeeze out enough energon. As if his fangs were made for that..."

Oh, now I’m just thinking of writing cannibal metaphors as a symbol of love.

studies

i was REALLY surprised i hadnt seen anyone animate over anything from the prevenge script reading yet, so i took matters into my own hands. i thought this bit was hilarious

audio from here

I have whatever the opposite of a foot fetish is. Keep your fucking feet away from me or I will puke. I'm not joking. Put that shit away or we're gonna have a problem.

So uhh....this fic by @cardio-vore happened.

My friend found it and was like DUDE. Brainstorm is brainstorming so so good in this thing. And because I'm...well..me. I couldn’t miss that so I read the whole thing and found out that Perceptor is also perceptoring extremely well ahah. Basically. I'm weak for the stories about scientists and monsters. And this one is not only well written but also extremely fucking funny so..haha...yeah