I’ve Gotten So Excited Just Now My Fight Or Flight Response Has Been Triggered

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FUCKING GETCH OU

misread one of those sparkly text images astronomically wrong. this is what i read

sparkle on. its wednesday. dont forget to 3pm.

as much as i love this, i think we gotta change the method. people don’t accidentally make limericks, right?

Limerick Template

There once was a [PERSON] from [PLACE] Whose [BODY PART] was [SPECIAL CASE] When [EVENT] would occur It would cause [HIM OR HER] To [BREAK A LAW OF TIME AND SPACE]

“Can you pull in Leviathan with a fishhook or tie down its tongue with a rope? Can you put a cord through its nose or pierce its jaw with a hook?

Will it keep begging you for mercy? Will it speak to you with gentle words?

Will it make an agreement with you for you to take it as your slave for life?” - Job XLI

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“collect my pages” bruh collect my wages ion got time off to do your side wuest dawg

but who’s the obliterater and who’s the sustainable income source in the relationship?

(dec 4) would you rather have the option to obliterate a person of your choosing every year or have a sustainable income that can support comfortable living without having to work?

i am just now hearing about the celestial bodies of the traffic winners can someone please explain

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

loch ness monster if it facemaxxed: hello i am the loch ness MOGster :3