Not To Sound Like An Old Fart Here But My Philosophy About Video Games Is Like. A Kid Living Out In The

now calling canon things in south park i don’t like “matt and trey’s headcanons”

Do you think we're together in every universe? but with stargoth (my first animation)

i know that gen fic tend to be synonymous with found family/friendship fic around here but i think we as people should explore antagonistic platonic relationship such as:

“we were childhood friends and i know all about you that’s why i hate you now”

mentor and protege who think they know better than the other and refuse to compromise

neighbors trying to one up another

green tea bitch is a trope where characters pretend to be all sweet and loving but is secretly a bitch and i think those characters should be each other’s rivals

speaking of rivals yes they respect each other but ONLY regarding the thing they’re competing about, everything else is a disappointment

leo valdez:

who was gonna tell me Alvin and the chipmunks were a thing in the 50s

and won 2 grammys

I thought it was just the films!

my mom.

rewatching black butler, the only thing i remember about it is alois being a camp gay and me reading waaaay to much ciel x reader fanfiction for an 11 year old lmao

Fall Out Boy: What if we had a figure of speech... but changed it slightly

Me: Oh yeah that's the good shit

an incomplete list of unsettling short stories I read in textbooks

the scarlet ibis

marigolds

the diamond necklace

the monkey’s paw

the open boat

the lady and the tiger

the minister’s black veil

an occurrence at owl creek bridge

a rose for emily

(I found that one by googling “short story corpse in the house,” first result)

the cask of amontillado

the yellow wallpaper

the most dangerous game

a good man is hard to find

some are well-known, some obscure, some I enjoy as an adult, all made me uncomfortable between the ages of 11-15

add your own weird shit, I wanna be literary and disturbed