Edit: It's Actually 14th On Beta, But Still Happy Birthday :) Also: :) And :)

Lets do a little group children's story together, it'll be like a cool collab, I'll go first: Once upon a time there was a little worm who lived in a biiig apple, his name was Stephenson and he had anxiety (aww)

holy fuck.

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

WMUR

United States Postal Service to cut workforce by 10,000 by voluntary buyouts

The United States Postal Service is the latest federal agency looking to reduce its staff, according to a letter sent to Congress by the Pos

Next time you're around when the mail gets delivered, ask your delivery person if they're understaffed or not.

But don't hold them up too much, they have a lot of work to do.

The Daily Beast

Luigi Mangione Accuses Cops of Planting Key Evidence

The 26-year-old is facing a murder charge in connection with the shooting of UnitedHealthcare boss Brian Thompson.

Prosecutors argued that Mangione was carrying about $10,000 in cash and that his bag was a Faraday bag that blocks cellphone signals—all proof that he was a sophisticated criminal who should be held without bail. “‘I’d like to correct two things,’” Mangione said after the prosecutor finished speaking, according to CNN’s Danny Freeman, “‘I don’t know where any of that money came from—I’m not sure if it was planted. And also, that bag was waterproof, so I don’t know about criminal sophistication.’”

I’ll be the one to ask this on the celibacy.gif website.

I don’t use Reddit because every subreddit I’d be interested in participating in has like thirteen layers of rules for constructing each post and comment so every time I try to get involved I immediately get mod booted for inevitably forgetting one of the necessary abbreviations, or because discussions about possible real-world ecological parallels and inspirations in Dune are not sufficiently related to Dune to be allowed in the Dune subreddit.

I am telling you guys, the fucking terf battles between heterosexual terfs and homosexual terfs is genuinely fucking chef's kiss. It truly never gets old.