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HELLOW, basically I need about $340 ($120 for car insurance & around $220 for my utility bill) by the 20th, & I'd like to get on it asap bc I just lost my main platform on twitter, so I'm worried about if I'll be able to continue to pay my bills. I'm unemployed & art is my only source of income, I live w my mom & split bills w her & we've really been struggling the past few months so I'd appreciate some help.

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Amaury "Chocolate Guy" Guichon is undoubtedly an extremely skilled sculptor in chocolate but I think my favorite thing about a lot of his videos is the effort he puts into putting actual dessert food under the sculpture work

So many of his desserts & pastries have at least 5 layers of different textures & flavors. Fruit jams, caramel, cake, creams, mousse, cookies, meringue, crumb layers etc

That's what makes his work truly impressive to me, especially as someone who quickly got tired of the "knife that turns everything into cake" thing, where it was all basic chocolate cake buried under 13 layers of fondant

It takes amaury's work from an impressive stunt to "if I ate that, it would probably be the best thing I'd eat in my whole life"

hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

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