Me: Hmm What Happens If I Forcibly Bend This Thing

"are you okay" girl i am on ao3 looking for fanfiction from my comfort ship when i was 12 what do you think

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

“sokka’s master” is such an iconic episode the a-plot is about sokka getting a dope ass sword the b-plot is about iroh getting swole and the c-plot is about sokka’s friends just sitting there talking about how much they love sokka. a perfect episode from start to finish

Dog Ruins Every Frame of Google Street View by Chasing the Camera (x)

i’m all panic and no disco

Thor: Ah Khonshu! It has been too long since I saw you last.

Khonshu, muttering: Not long enough you little shit. You bit me.

Thor: Admittedly, I was 5 and thought you were a chicken.

Khonshu: I hate you.

Seven is blue, Thursday is orange, and opulence is purple.

in your head what colour is the number 7? thursday? the word 'opulence'?

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"