Via

Ok I gotta save this for whenever I need it so I can find it.

Mom is under the weather so the witchcraft is real in this house tonight. Illness be gone, I don’t have time for your shit.

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

Remember this?

Well

It happened

LITTLE JOSH WON!!!!

It has indeed been a long year this January y’all

January was a tough year but we made it

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

Slow burn but it's written by an impatient person

yea .