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bagels

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

opinion on African painted dogs?

they are absolutley adorable and i want one

I saw you wanted asks, so here you go

1. Favorite tv show/movie?

2. Favorite artist/genre?

3. If you could be an animal for a day, which one would you pick and why?

4. Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?

Have a nice day honey! 💙

HI!

my favorite show (not animated) is friends or criminal minds, and my favorite movie is dogma or scream

my favorite artist is green day or cavetown or nirvana, and my favorite genre is hard rock or indie

cat, bacause i act a lot like a cat

coffee cause im a sleep- deprived rat :)

ASKKKKKKKKSKSKSKSSKSK

I NEED ASKS. to all of you how see this, please send asks.

Furthering the Lilac-Breasted Roller agenda:

yes. im not sure what else to say but yes.

can you write extensively about something you wish someone would ask you about? i need things to read and i think you said you need things to write

ok so im not good at paragraphs but here are my favorite dnd quotes from the campaign im in

'so here are what gods are mad at you...'

'dont go into the long grass!'

'so how do we make circe not a pig?'

'do you circe would take offence if i told her i was dorn at a very young age?'

'*jazz hands* circe doesnt remember*

'you would figure this island would have better security'

'IMA BUY BELGIUM' *side eye*

'lets get out of this testosteron filled temple'

'we need more guys.'

'pork chops? pork chops.'

'eat the torch'

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

stealing a precious relic

attempted murder of god

stealing knowledge

interfearing with a goverment

mass murder

illegaly traveling without a license / permit

accesory to murder

poaching

and many many more

duality of man

so uh will you b my moot? :o

the only consistent way to get popular on tumblr is to make a joke about not being popular

srry wrong person

You are someone’s treasured mutual.