Watching Some Gibbon Vids

so i noticed in sam's beach stardew valley portrait, the long part of his mullet is missing … maybe he has it in a ponytail? 😗

everyone knows about Human Pet Guy but i feel like only the real tumblr OGs remember Train Fucker Guy. the dude who would show up on literally every post even tangentially related to social justice issues being all internet tough guy like “unlike you sjws I’m not so easily triggered, there’s only two genders and white privilege isn’t real, lol u mad” and then you went on his blog and all his other posts were about him being very openly, proudly sexually attracted to trains. I dont remember his url because he would change it every two days but you always knew it was him, his icon was usually some ms paint anthropomorphic train girl with huge tits. everyone would immediately just be like “heyyy it’s Train Fucker” every time he popped up just like they do with Human Pet Guy

congrats you funky little caterpillar 

So. Update. The 2 years are almost up. I've grown alot since this post and indeed needed to wait till 15 :]

that gamer moment

when you’re about to sign in to the ducking scp wiki, read everything in detail and learn where to do what but-

so you kinda just wanna enter to have “experience” but you don’t want to fail the rules so you’re thinking about waiting 2 years to creat the account.

but i completely understand the rule, and the fact that i’m complaining about it on tumblr shows that the rule is there for a reason.

so yeah. you better ducking bet im about to wait 2 years of my short and useless life just to creat an account there.

An epic drama of teamwork and betrayal

Throwback Thursday: a helpful chart describing the major behaviors of dragons I made when I was 7

cuz

are you an angel? cuz

Ah yes