I’m Printing This Out And I’m Putting It On The Mirror So I Can Confront Myself With It

Rock, paper, scissors here in England.

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

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I am a polar bear in a rainforest surrounded by parrots, tigers and flying monkeys

From a book I read a while ago that I can no longer remember the name of.

Giveaway: We’re giving away 15 vintage classics by Kurt Vonnegut, Agatha Christie, D.H. Lawrence, Daphne du Maurier, John Steinbeck, and others! Won’t they look lovely on your shelf? =) Enter to win these classics by: 1) following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblogging this post. We will choose a random winner on 6 November, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. Good luck! Follow our IG account to be eligible for our IG giveaways. For full rules to all of our giveaways, click here.

RIP Stan Lee

We will all miss you.

Gryffindor: As the adage goes Life is like a box of chocolates-

Ravenclaw: It can be deadly if you have a peanut allergy.

remember kids

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really, the only quality you need to get into the ravenclaw common room is the ability to pull quasi-intellectual bullshit out of your arse

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