Save Me Elf Girl... Elf Girl Save Me

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🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

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“Landphobic” 💀💀💀

imagine being at a funeral and you see one of the personnel pull out their phone with a mild air of urgency and they open tumblr and you just watch them type "it's a beautiful evening to microwave silverware" hit post and put their phone away like everything is normal

Unfounded predictions on how the software industry is going to go based on pure autism:

-the pendulum is swinging back to simple very well performing software

-Microsoft is going to get caught embedding an individual copy of edge for every single button or something

-Microsoft goes out of business by 2035. With no mainstream pc os the average user just switches to android. Android gaming desktops become a thing

-Rust becomes the new c++, not in that it replaces it because it's better but it accumulates so many extensions and hacks you hate it but your boss needs you to use it anyways

-Java2tm or C## comes out in 2035 to universal acclaim. By 2041 it will be considered a crime against humanity

-x86 dies, ARM begins racing to become as shitty as them

-At some point TSMC is destroyed and all computer hardware is set back 10 years. Besides a new collectors market for RTX cards nobody especially notices or cares. Games simply turn off 5% of their shaders

-Generative AI is a fad and goes back to being nothing. Now everyone's into quantum computing, which is also a fad and will lead to nothing

-The linux kernal becomes sentient but only to start more discourse in it's github issues.

-Github is bought out by Disney. They don't know what to do with it but the logo is now that damn wizard hat rat

WIP

and yes Leshy enjoys sucking on the utensils Baz carves - they’ll let him have one as a treat if he behaves

losing my mind at this

im gods weakest faggot

woe diablo strike upon thee

i havent posted here in god who knows how long, so im trying to figure that out raghhh ☠️