Dick: yeah I had a great night! Full eight hours
Jason: bullshit I saw you go to bed at 6 a.m
Dick: yep!
Jason: it’s 8 in the morning
Dick: yepp!! ❤️
Jason: wtf did you just talk out an emoji in real life
Dick: :D
Jason: …. Are you okay
Dick (got dosed with fear toxin and poisoned but is fine guys he checked the magic 8ball) Grayson: yep!!
Jason: *slowly backs out of the room*
Will let yall know if this works I have an exam soon and I haven’t done shit for it
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
Who let me reread outsiders (2003) instead of studying for my finals. I’m crying all over my laptop
Bro this whole discourse over who would be a republican/ a trumpie in the dc verse is so stupid imo bc we have so much canon info
Batfamily: none of them have been even vaguely conservative since the 90s, infact they’re all pretty far left with Bruce being the most center because he trusts one (1) cop. (Oooh but dick was a cop, yes as an infiltration tactic until he realized they were too corrupt -he was also like 19-20 during this time- to fix and canonically doesn’t work with them at all as a rule)
Bruce rebuilds his city pro bono like twice a year and single handedly funds like 80% of their social welfare, it’s also canon he refers goons to the nearest Wayne enterprise and gets them hired if Batman knows they’re just their bc they’re struggling
Arrows: NEVER INSULT OLIVER QUEEN IN MY FACE EVER AGAIN. This man is 50% a communist 50% Bernie sanders biggest fan depending on the media.
This man would never be a republican ignoring the arrowverse like it’s actually canon that Ollie won’t shut up about politics
Superfam: … the illegal alien who has to hide the fact he’s different from everyone else in a small town…. Hmmm maybe Kon is conservative if you’re blind, deaf and a little slow, Jon has a pink haired boyfriend and is besties with a middle eastern/south Asian kid actually so let’s not?
Clark Canonically hates the KKK you think he’d be part of the party whose candidate was endorsed by them??
Flashes: Barry Allen is a conservative, Wally west was when he was younger but he’s been pretty liberal since he became as adult, Wallace has never been conservative (TV Barry you will always be the most likeable Barry)
Lanterns: Hal Jordan is a Conservative, the rest are in fact not
Wonder Woman collective: Diana??? Donna??? Artemis?? Cassie??? None of the above don’t be dumb
Anyway it’s pretty hard to have a heroic character who doesn’t believe in social welfare? Since they’re running around saving people for free and 99% of them are anti killing. + having characters be sexist, racist and/or homophobic makes them less likable objectively and also narrows down the amount of stories you can tell.
Okay but yall have you ever considered the fact that Stephanie Brown is the best batgirl?
Have you?
Cuz you should?
Get converted
Dick knew once Bruce told him the story of his parent's murder, in the acerbic light of the juvenile detention hall that served as the place for their second meeting, that they were not same.
Even if Bruce believed they were.
Bruce told his story in the hushed tone of morning light. His eyes shining with the pain of memory as he detailed the moment he saw Martha Wayne, his mother die in front of him.
Dick knew as soon as Bruce uttered that final fateful sentence, a recounting of watching his mothers pearls scatter onto the blood-soaked ground, only to roll away to places he has searched time and time again and never found.
That Bruce was far-far luckier than him.
Because Bruce might have trained all around the world but Bruce was not raised by the watchful eyes of hundreds of men and women who didn't speak a shared language but still called each other family.
Bruce did not spend his time being babysat by Hala, the widower of a pearl diver who once held Dicks hands and told him, with the gentle reflection of the night sky in her eyes, tone alight with pride at her history, her life, her late husband, how she had made jewellery out of the pearls and sold them.
How her husband could not do it because you needed small, gentle hands to be able to tie a protective knot in-between each pearl as to make sure when the necklace breaks you will not lose too many if pressure causes the string to snap.
the rest of this will be on my ao3 eventually but for now~~~~~
Oh look it’s Robin!Dick
He has a grenade launcher peaking out behind him
Bc he’s too short to fully cover it
No one has noticed the launcher bc he’s so small and cute look at him and his little boots.
I know he is legit suicidal at that point and the entire city of Bludhaven is being erased from the map but this is so cool. So badass.
This is one of those panel I would die to see animated. Are you kidding ?
in case anyone’s interested, I made a collage of every time Dick and Kory are cuddling during a Titans meeting. seriously
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23094079
idk if you like reverse robins but…red hood steph
PFFFFTTTTTTT
BRO I feel like so many times people de age my son and make him a saint or the devil.
No HE IS JUST CHAOS
Bro grew up weird and thinks the way he grew up was normal ofc he’s annoyed your worried for him
There are like 2 things bby Grayson doesn’t like
- insults to his parents
- insults to his showmanship/ skill
If you think a BRUISE is gonna knock him down obviously you’re insulting both and are obviously cringe fail losers lmao
Also I love how we all agree that in the deaged verse Damian is horrifically and cartoonishly protective of Dick Grayson
THANK YOU FOR THE FIC REC
I write bad Dick Grayson and TMA fanfiction on ao3 follow me @imtired_likerllytiredI literally keep creating and deleting accounts on this hellsite lurker since age 8
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