This Is So Dumb I’m Sorry-

just thinking about how well Yamato would fit into the Strawhats…

Talking with Robin about books, working out and being a muscle headed himbo with Zoro, being over all goofy and playful with Luffy, listening to Usopp’s stories and lies, playing with and doting on Chopper, Fanboying and being overall hyped about any new Franky inventions, joking with Nami and telling her any cool navigation things from Oden’s journal, laughing (way too loudly) at Brook’s jokes and singing along with him, joking with and bugging Sanji with Luffy and bonding over their shitty dad’s locking them in exploding cuffs and being an annoying yet endearing little brother-like figure to Jinbe and asking to hear his stories..

he’s perfect

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

full disclosure, but i think luffy/law is a weird asf ship

like, hey, im not gonna be yelling at anyone over it, im not a dick, but just.. law met luffy when he was 17 and even post time skip, 19 and 26 is still a weird and creepy age difference

like, even beyond my personal headcanon that luffy is aromantic and the fact their dynamic just isn’t to my taste, ultimately their age difference just feels really icky to me

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

you better not be cunty simon petrikov when i get home

I’m OBSESSED with how GameFreak accidentally made the most autistic character ever with Red when they were just trying to make him represent as broad a player base of the original games as possible. He’s canonically semi-verbal, and the number of times he actually speaks can be counted on one hand. He’s absurdly skilled at one topic he has an interest in, being a prodigy outranking almost everyone at fourteen. He immediately ran away from what was essentially a public facing job relating to it and hid away from people completely for several years to the point his own mother had no clue how he was. He rarely emotes and only people close to him seem to understand how he’s feeling. He’s almost always depicted as fiddling with the brim of his hat compulsively. He is seen as cool and badass BECAUSE of these traits. Fucking excellent. I love it. Best character ever. GameFreak should bring him back in every game. 

Diversity win! The 3D model of a placeholder character eating out the Wolfman from Darkwood has hearing aids!

Zoro: [carrying all the groceries in both arms]

Sanji: [reaches out to help]

Zoro: [switches all the bags to one hand to hold Sanji's with the other]

Sanji: That's not what I--

Sanji:

Sanji: Okay.