Concept: We’re On A Long Roadtrip In Our Old Rusty Van. It’s Sunny And We’re Surrounded By Blankets

How was your day + gimme a rant?

honestly its been pretty ok? i ended up going home early bc i had a HUUGE headache, but i'm feeling better now!

the only thing i can really think to rant about... is how im supposed to be getting glasses soon, and my math teacher (who i dont think likes me) asked when i was gonna get them. i told her it would take around 2 weeks, since i had just got my eyes checked last thursday. (as far as i know, 2 weeks is pretty standard. my teacher does not have glasses.) as soon as i tell her this, she clicks her tongue, looks at me like she doesnt believe me, looks down and says "okay."

im pretty sure im overthinking this but. that felt powered by salt and as soon as she did that my mind started screaming "U CALLIN ME A LIAR" sooo

thank you for asking!!

a level in a game: *has glowing mushrooms*

me: such incredible world building….. impeccable level design…… the cinnamon tography……..

i miss playgrounds, losing baby teeth, hopscotch at grandma’s house, ice cream trucks, playhouse disney, happy meals, windows 98, riding my bike for hours, pool water, summer sleepovers with friends, blockbuster, playing in hose water, pancakes and bacon on a warm sunny morning, watching vhs tapes, sleeping in a car-seat, elementary school book fairs, glowing yellow night lights, stickers from doctor’s appointments, summer vacation excitement, being held, childhood wonder, being immersed in pretend play, daydreaming through church services and trips to the bakery afterwards, my parents being young, having fear of the dark, feeling infinite and safe, coloring outside of the lines, 2003-2006, purity

can i just say who cares if it’s a phase??

The fact of the matter is, if it is a phase, I’m right in the middle of it, so it’s who I am in this moment we’re existing in. Go find hypothetical future me if you wanna talk to them about how it was a phase. 

ill never forgive the public education system

what your favourite rpgmaker game says about you

Yume Nikki: you love exploration, figuring out little details that may key in to something bigger. you might be mute. you are absolutely depressed. you probably have a ton of really old video games.

OFF: you wanted an actual rpg. came for the gameplay, stayed for the story. you might have made an elsen oc. you either want to hug zacharie or fuck him. theres no inbetween

Space Funeral:

Ib: you like puzzles. a lot. you probably get angry when people don't understand what the "deeper meaning" of a piece of art is. you, yourself, are at least decent at art. garry is your waifu.

Dreaming Mary: gameplay can go to hell for all you care. you like deep, complex stories. called undertale a piece of art for having more than one ending. you got really upset when penn guindel died.

Ao Oni: you have probably also played hetaoni. you are a master at escaping from bad situations. you either want to light the oni on fire or give him a big smooch.

The Crooked Man: you think jumpscares are real horror. you hate needing to go to certain spots to save. you've either mastered difficult boss battles or you win them thanks to luck. you probably like creepypasta.

.flow: you liked yume nikki and wanted to try out its edgy cousin. broke your computer's locale just to load this fucking game god i wish that were me

yeah

#kin and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by adhdtoga

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

so many men have no idea what to do when confronted with a woman who isn’t putting on a customer service personality