BBC Merlin + S2, E2  ❝The Once And Future Queen❞

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Rob Pattinson, but he’s not gay. 

the 3 classes of gay ships

Class A, the most common:

Person 1: hey no homo but do you wanna go on a date with me

Person 2: no homo but yeah sure

Billy, a heterosexual: that sounds pretty gay

Person 2: we said no homo

Person 1: did you not fucking hear us

*later*

Person 1: hey do you wanna kiss

Person 1: like in a heterosexual way

Person 2: yeah sure

Person 2: i heterosexually kiss people all the time

*Person 1 and 2 kiss*

Billy, a heterosexual: tHaT LoOKs pRetTy gAy

Person 1: what the fuck billy no

Person 2: what the fuck would give you that idea

*later*

Person 1: hey wanna get married

Person 1: but like as bros

Person 2: yeah sure

Person 2: but like no homo right bro

Person 1: yeah no homo bro

Billy, a heterosexual, shouting in the distance: GAAAYYYY

Person 2: shut the fUCK UP BILLY

Person 1: I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE

Person 2: THIS IS WHY NOBODY NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU

Person 1: EVERYONE FUCKING HATES YOU BILLY

Class B:

Person 1: c-can i kiss you?

Person 2: yES (holy fuck finally)

*person 1 and 2 kiss*

Billy, a heterosexual: WOW DID YOU GUYS JUST KISS

Person 1: n-n-no no we didn't (fuck fuck fuck)

Person 2: bitch maybe

Class C:

Person 1: can i, like, kiss you

Person 2: um, yEAH I HAVE BEEN FUCKING WAITING

*person 1 and 2 kiss*

Billy, a heterosexual: WOW DID YOU GUYS JUST KISS

Person 1: are you fucking blind

Person 2: jesus fucking christ billy

Person 1: what the fuck did you think was happening

Person 2: yeah BILLY

Person 1: you're so fucking dumb billy

(AN: i havent watched the spn finale)

Dean cruised around on his heterosexual car that somehow made it to heaven. He felt...strange. Disappointed, almost, which was ridiculous because he was in heaven and that should make him happy.

A figure suddenly appeared in front of him, and he swore (is swearing allowed in heaven? idk) and pulled the car to a stop before he could hit it.

Dean rolled down the car's window. He leaned out to get a better look at the figure, and saw that its face was hidden with a pulled-over cloak. "Who are you?"

Rather than reply, the cloaked person walked forward to him. He leaned by the window and asked, "Are you happy?"

Dean raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"

"I mean, are you happy with your finale? Surely it didn't go the way you were expecting it to."

This person... Dean couldn't quite see his face underneath that hood, but he understood what Dean felt. His disappointment. Even though a cloaked person in heaven was probably pretty sketchy, he found himself trusting him, and before he knew it he was spilling his out feelings.

"I just don't get it. How come no one would tell me where Cas is? Is he still in turbo gay hell or not? How come it still isn't clear whether I love him back or if I'm just straight? Also, why was my cause of death so fucking stupid? I really expected my death to be more impactful than getting impaled by a juggalo vampire. Just, why?"

Though the face remained unseen beneath the hood, Dean got the feeling he was smiling. "Follow me," the cloaked figure said, then began to walk away. After a second of hesitation, Dean got out of the car and followed.

After some time walking, it became clear they had reached a part of heaven that Dean had never seen before. One door stood by itself as they approached. The cloaked figure paused by the door, then pushed it open. Inside was a room that looked suspiciously like a support group meeting room. A handful of people of varying styles were already seated when they entered.

"I just don't get it," one person said, and Dean looked at him and saw he was a teenager wearing what looked like a blue anime space suit. "Why advertise Klance so much if it wasn't going to be canon?"

"It's called queerbaiting," said a British voice, and what looked like a modern day Sherlock Holmes placed a comforting hand on the spaceman's shoulder. "Trust me, I've been there."

A woman laughed, and Dean turned to see a medieval looking young queen with a dragon. "I'd rather be queerbaited than suddenly turned evil for shocks. At least have some buildup beforehand!"

"I know all about buildup," a regular looking man who looked like he might be a dad grumbled. He gestured with his hands angrily and said, "The show is called How I Met Your Mother. So why don't they show the mother??"

Dean raised an eyebrow and turned back to the cloaked figure that had brought him here. "Where are we?"

"This," replied the figure with a wide gesture at the room, "is the Shitty Finale Club, where we complain about how sucky our series finales were."

So this was the place. This was where Dean could freely express his disappointments about how Supernatural had ended. He felt at home.

Before taking his place in the room, he eyed the figure and asked one more question, "Are you part of the Shitty Finale Club?"

The figure chuckled. "Yes," he answered with a sigh. Then he reached a hand out from his cloak and pulled back the hood so that his head could finally be visible. Snow white hair and glowing green eyes stared back.

"I'm Danny Phantom, and Phantom Planet isn't canon fuck you."

It would be a shame to not repost this lmao 😂

How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

here’s live stream links if anyone needs them 💖

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All I know is pain

michael ➤ holy fire

5x22 vs. 15x08

Ok so I was thinking about and 15x19 and how it fucked up Michael's character, and I just realized something: the Winchester bitches thought they're were helping Adam.

Ok bear with me for a sec.

In 5x18, we know that they were trying to stop adam from taking on michael right? Because they thought that michael was this big bad evil archangel and shit. I think that led on into 15x19. And ik that 15x8 shows how they're asking michael for help and are apologetic and shit, but I think they were lying.

I think they still saw Michael as this dangerous powerful archangel that was a possible threat to them in the future, especially after Michael found out about God and was raging/angry and was about to bring the bunker down. The "dangerius" archangel who left them on their own and didnt want to continue helping them. So in their fucked up dumbass way, they thought that Michael could possibly hurt Adam aswell, or overpower him and take him to Gods side (cause at that point they were so apprehensive and literally not trusting anyone).

And so in 15x19 they're like "well Adam's gone, but when we bring him back, he should deserve more/better, and that means killing the mean dangerous archangel in his body. We're such good brothers 😊"

Obviously they didnt take into account that Michael was simping for Adam and would never hurt him. And honestly if there is any reason to hate the winchesters more for what they did to adam, it's this one.

Like I know that Adam told them him and Michael had an agreement, but I honestly think they never had any braincells and so they're were like "Cap! Michaels holding Adam hostage or some shit"

Ik this could have some plot holes, so just tell me if it makes any sense.

TDLR: the winchesters were trying to act like Adam's high and mighty saviors by killing Micahel in 15x19.

Yall wanna give me any hcs for the art. I'm open to suggestions.

I'm going to try and maybe draw some midam art soon. Dont really know when, but hopefully soon.

OP I'm sorry. I wasnt trying to be mean. Ik he went through literally hell. and hes traumatized from it. I just thought that him standing there was funny. No ill intent. I promise.

yknow it says a lot when you make a post about a character's trauma with fire and some idiot's first response is "does this b*tch not know how to move haha this is so funny" like???? nobody cares shut the fuck up lmao

@staff I'm begging you to please fix my header and pfp, cause they're not showing up no matter what.