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1 year ago

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

8 months ago

Hello my supporting friends ! πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰β€

I am motaz Mohammed , 22 yrs , a Palestinian youngman, from Gaza, seeking to save my 20 _ member family from the hell of the war by moving to a safe place till the gruesome war ends.

Donate to Help my family survive the war on Gaza by fleeing to safety, organized by EHAB AYYAD
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Hello my supporting friends ! ❀ I am Ehab Ayyad , 22 yrs , … EHAB AYYAD needs your support for Help my family survive the war on Gaza by

Our suffering and hardship started on 14th October, 2023 when my family was forcibly displaced from the north to the south under a life-threatening situation. As a result, our houses were completely destroyed and demolished, and our business accordingly went with the wind. Nothing has been left to be a source of livelihood. No shelters to house us nor a livelihood source to live on.

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We have been living miserably in tents since the early days of the war. Life had become very hard and tough. No means of life still exists. Getting the least level of life is now hard and impossible. All our hope is to secure the daily basic necessities but this seems more often impossible that is why we are suffering the hardship of life. You can't imagine how hard it is to get food, drink water, medicine and other facilities. Life has become dire and sad in addition to the hot weather inside the hot tents that adds to our pain and unbelievable sufferings. Words can't show the miserable situations and circumstances we are experiencing nowadays due to the unfair war.

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A part of our daily sufferings to get the least of what we need. Imagine how you feel when you wait for at least four hours in queue .Things are the worst one has ever

experienced. That is why I am asking for you generous contribution to help me secure the least of what we daily need and to find safety and peace for the twenty-member family who are now tasting all forms of torture and sorrow.

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Every day we wake up to find things move from bad to worse. No sign is there for the war to end and this add to our unhappiness and miserable life. Despair and hopelessness have become new forms of our life as we are now homeless , displaced and jobless.

Hello My Supporting Friends ! πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰β€

Please don't spare this moment of helping a family in bad need. You add happiness and hope to people who lost every single thing in their life. You can help us by donating whatever you can or by sharing my link to other generous donors.

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Thank you so much for supporting us in these dire times.❀

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4 months ago

the mutual aid los angeles network (malan) has put together a spreadsheet with valuable resources for people affected by the ongoing los angeles wildfires and wind storm. the sheet is constantly being updated with resources such as shelter info, animal boarding info, addresses for distribution centers, volunteer opportunities and so much more.

please share this spreadsheet widely

1 year ago

I'm absolutely horrified of the ocean but ain't nobody stopping me from fishing the fuck out of that hoe just so I can have seafood without hitting my bank account with a game ending nuke from modern warfare 2 about it


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1 year ago

The crying fits I'm gonna have when I take estrogen are gonna be fucking ridiculous


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7 months ago

help.

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we have medical bills and grocery bills and homelessness to deal with. anything helps. we managed to rescue important items and afford to eat this month largely due to donations. please, share if you can. theres 5 of us now. i dont want my partners to have to go to a shelter if the landlords kick them out since theyre not on the lease and we can only have 4 residents. im getting paid barely enough to manage my own bills and almost couldnt make my share of rent.

we're all bunt out and i dont know how we'll manage september let alone the whole winter.

2 months ago
Petition: Legally enshrine the right of adults to physically transition using NHS services
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Introduce a law to legally protect the right of those aged 18 and over to transition using NHS services. This should specifically cover phys

uk ppl, sign and share

non uk ppl please share but don't sign

5 months ago

every catgirl deserves a kiss on the head and a boop on the nose


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1 year ago

If only I could purr


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8 months ago

Emergency: Help my family survive and start a new life

Hello everyone, I hope you take a minute to read our story.

I’m Hazem Shawish, trying to save my family from the war

Emergency: Help My Family Survive And Start A New Life
Emergency: Help My Family Survive And Start A New Life
Emergency: Help My Family Survive And Start A New Life

We’re a family of 8 members, me, my mother, and I have 4 brothers and two sisters. And their kids

Islam (30) years old ( @eslamsuhail )

Samer (29)

Hashem (31)

Mohammad (35)

Nisreen (37) ( @nisreensuhail )

Noor (36).

Kids:

Amal (12)

Kenzy (17) ( @kenzish )

Zoheer (19)

Donate to Help my family survive and start a new life, organized by Hazem  friend
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Hello everyone, I hope you take a minute to read our story. I’m Ha… Hazem friend needs your support for Help my family survive an

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In the shadow of conflict, our family has faced unimaginable hardships. The passing of my father, a victim to the cruel grasp of hunger and inadequate healthcare, left a void in our lives, underscoring the fragility of our existence here. My brother, Samer, battles bipolar disorder, a condition exacerbated by the ongoing war and the severe shortage of essential medications. Without access to the necessary treatment, his life is at risk, and we live in constant fear for his well-being amidst the chaos that surrounds us. These personal tragedies have deepened the urgency of our situation.

My brother Samer

Emergency: Help My Family Survive And Start A New Life

Every day is a struggle for survival, and each night is filled with prayers for a brighter tomorrow. Yet, amidst the darkness, we hold onto hope, seeking solace in the belief that one day, the clouds of war will dissipate, and we will find the peace and stability we so desperately crave. Until then, we endure, clinging to the threads of our resilience, and nurturing dreams of a safer, healthier future for us all.

Our home, once a sanctuary of love and warmth, was destroyed, displacing us into a life of uncertainty and fear. The laughter of my children and my sister's daughters, once the music of our home, is now silenced by the echoes of conflict. They deserve a future where education and happiness are not just dreams but realities.

Emergency: Help My Family Survive And Start A New Life

Our entire neighborhood In Gaza Before and after

we had a supermarket that helped as to live and earn money, but it was bombed and we have nothing now, pic of our supermarket

Emergency: Help My Family Survive And Start A New Life

But our challenges are not just physical; they are emotional and psychological. The loss of my father and the imminent threat to my brother's life weigh heavily on us. My mother, who has endured so much, faces the unimaginable fear of losing another child. For her, for my brother, for my children, and for the future of our family, we seek a new beginning.

We dream of a place far from the sounds of war we want to be safe with my family we dream to move to Egypt to save ourselves

This journey is more than a physical relocation; it is a quest for dignity, for normalcy, for the very essence of what makes life worth living. We seek to restore what conflict has stripped from us: our home, our health, and our hope.

We turn to you, not just as donors, but as fellow humans who understand the power of compassion and community. Your support, in any form, is a beacon of hope in our darkest times. It represents solidarity and a shared belief in the sanctity of life and the right to a safe and peaceful existence.

Our dream is simple yet seems a world away:

to escape toΒ EgyptΒ .

for children to pursue education and a life unshaded by conflict, and for us to honor my father's memory in a land of peace.

Emergency: Help My Family Survive And Start A New Life
Emergency: Help My Family Survive And Start A New Life
Emergency: Help My Family Survive And Start A New Life
Emergency: Help My Family Survive And Start A New Life

However, this dream bears a significant cost, one that is beyond our reach. For each of us to make this journey, to cross borders towards a life of safety and dignity, we estimate the need for at least $5,000 per person. This sum covers the complex tapestry of legal, travel, and initial resettlement expenses.

All of our important links are here

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Thank you for hearing our story, for your empathy, and for considering standing with us as we embark on this journey to a new life.πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰β€οΈβ€πŸ©ΉπŸ™

With heartfelt gratitude,

Hazem Shawish

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