Garr-von-glongulus - Dumb Stupid Internet Lady

Designated driver except they're the only one in the car smashed on 5 separate 40% alcoholic beverages drank with 0 mediation and a dubious amount of perc 30's (GONE SEXUAL!!!1!11!!!)

get you a girl who chirps like a little birdy when she sees you (me)

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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

December 15 2019 - The UFC’s biggest MAGA piece of shit (other than president Dana White) Colby Covington just had a title fight against Nigerian immigrant champion Kamaru Usman. During the fight Colby got his jaw broken, got knocked out in the last round and then proceeded to literally run away during the champ’s victory announcement. [video]/[video]/[video]

The New Republic

Trump Wants Snitches to Report on DEI. There’s Just One Problem.

Donald Trump wants people to expose diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in the federal government. The idea is already flopping.

The threat was loud and clear: Report your so-called “DEI” employees or else. What exactly “DEIA or similar ideologies” means is up in the air, but the message was out there. And so was the email address of the DEIA snitching hotline. Fake emails quickly started to roll in. ‘I don’t care, fuck these McCarthyite bastards,” one BlueSky user said, with an screenshot attached of an email to the hotline where he ironically reported Donald Trump and JD Vance for being “put in their positions solely because of their race and/or gender despite the fact that they are wholly unqualified for their jobs and, in some cases, have criminal records.” “Anyone have a script to fire off a billion e-mails an hour??” another user asked in the replies. “Anyone can email anything of any size even if it crashes the site,” one X user noted. The scope and effectiveness of this latest phase of Trump’s anti-DEI crusade remains to be seen.

My mother, the children, and I went through a night from hell… we couldn’t close our eyes for a single moment. The sound of the bombing felt like it was breathing with us… the ground shook beneath us, the walls trembled, and we held each other, filled with fear and silent tears.

We counted the moments, praying for the morning to come… and when it did, it brought nothing but more despair. There is no water, no food… everything is cut off, and the crossings are closed. The little food that’s left is too expensive—we can’t afford it.

We are trapped… slowly dying. I beg anyone who still has a heart: please help us leave Gaza. We just want to live. We want safety, light, and peace—far away from this fear and death we face every single day. You can donate as little as $1 via PayPal or $5 via GoFundMe. vetted here

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Ordered a custom lego clone trooper for the first time in a while I'm so happy :] they look like the engineer from battlefront 2 and I love how they look I love non canon designs and shit. Anyways yayyy star wars stuff I love clone troopers so much :>>>

i think if you’re feeling a certain kind of way and you know why you’re feeling it & you’ve done everything you can about the problem causing the feeling for the time being you should be able to go to your guardian angel and smile beatifically and say “i’ve done my feelings homework” and they smile beatifically back at you and say “alright my child” and they tap you on the head and you feel an immense sense of peace that washes through you and escapes as light from your fingertips and then you feel normal again