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James Somerton Apology 2: Electric Boogaloo summed up.

.... i have never felt so seen

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Almost late but it's a national holiday

Its December 17 which is the day the very first Simpsons episode premiered.

Happy 31st anniversary Simpsons

A single leaf falls next to me at the end of September.

Me:

(all Credit goes to @devriebrynn on Tiktok)

Who'd chose to be the Chosen One?

Meet Erin Parr, a non-practicing witch. She's 39 years old with three kids and a husband, and she hasn't had a paid job in her whole life. And it doesn't look like anyone is going to pay her for her new job either: saving the world.

When she first hears about the Prophecy, no one believes in her less than herself (though there's some pretty stiff competition), but someone needs to roll up their sleeves and get the job done, and it's usually her.

The year is 1961 and Erin must go on an epic roadtrip in a rundown Morris Minor with a cranky community nurse, a professor with more bravado than sense and two university students with a lot to prove and more to hide.

fuck you