Every "online Autism Test" Is Like

This site: What the fuck is with all these animated shows getting terrible live-action remakes? We should start remaking live action media as cartoons to balance the scales.

The monkey's paw: *curls one finger*

Es ist mein 4. Jahrestag auf Tumblr 🥳

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella

Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought...” just before thunder

Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh... [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “...yes O_o”

ideal gender: children’s cartoon villain who is intimidating for their first couple of appearances but afterwards is just treated with mild exasperation slowly morphing into a grudging fondness

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

This is scoliosis :) 

Scientists Played Music to Cheese as It Aged. Hip-Hop Produced the Funkiest Flavor | Smart News | Smithsonian Magazine

Smithsonian Magazine

Scientists Played Music to Cheese as It Aged. Hip-Hop Produced the Funkiest Flavor

Researchers played nonstop loops of Led Zeppelin, A Tribe Called Quest and Mozart to cheese wheels to find out how sound waves impacted flav

I can't read articles about cheese without thinking of our resident cheese witch @lazywitchling