Outer Gods Ranked By How Likely They Are To Get Addicted To Wearing Frilly Dresses And Moaning Like A

Anyway I just got my blood sucked out like a caprisun

randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

this fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined

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Me.

theres probably no reason why your quiet son who always hated getting pictures taken has suddenly started to grow out her hair

relatable

lord the peasants are so loud today