Never Thought I’d Compare Aziraphale To Edward Cullen But You Know That Thing He Does Where He Breaks

Before season 2 came out, I didn’t see anyone having any problem using they/them for Muriel, but now I’m only seeing she/her 🤨

How come when Crowley’s driving on a long, straight stretch he goes slow enough that other cars can pass him, yet on turny roads he feels the need to swerve all over the place?

Perhaps he expects the sudden turning to cause a certain someone to slide closer….

Okay but actually Bildad the Shuhite was one of the worst Crowley looks (something about the sunglasses with That Beard) but I think that’s what makes it so attractive

I’m not like other girls. Sometimes, I’m a boy

There’s no way I’m just now finding out Beetlejuice Candlestick plays satan in Good Omens

I just lost the game

Why the fuck has no one told me there’s a Supernatural x Scooby Doo crossover episode??

I fixed it

*Nandor voice* Guillermo, get ready for something VERY ell bee gee tee to happen to you