Hey Kitten...

I want people to fear me. I want them to run away if they see my grin in the dark alleyway from an empty street at night. If they see my silhouette in the rain. I want kids at school scaring each other with stories about me and daring each other to knock on the door of my former house, now abandoned. I want teens going at night into the woods, hoping to record me, but running away screaming when they see two glowing eyes between the trees. And notice in fright afterwards that the recording got damaged in a non-reversible way right where they pointed the camera at the eyes, only for it to return to normal when they directed it somewhere else. I want old people to use my name as a boogeyman to scare their grandchildren. I want the local tough guy to keep exaggerating the story of a fight with me each time he tells it, when in reality he ran away when he heard something growling. I want them to somehow have a very detailed and accurate description of my current look, despite no-one fully seeing me since my monstrous form was unleashed. I want the outsiders to treat my existence as a local legend, only to leave the place in terror and forever changed after hearing my howl and seeing merely a glimpse of my silhouette.

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MY HUMAN LIMBS!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO W EAK!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD WAIT

hi cums in you

WHAT💔💔🦂dies

i so desperately need like. residents of simulanka to show up in teyvat just to ask Wanderer for an autograph since he's their hero because could you IMAGINE????

no genuinely picture it. you're a normal person in sumeru at a cafe or something. Hat Guy is sitting at a nearby table having coffee and studying. whatever, that's fairly normal.

then a fucking SQUIRREL shows up, pulls out a pen and paper out of NOWHERE, and TALKS and asks him something you can't hear.

Hat Guy looks annoyed and slightly flustered (????) for a moment, and then signs the paper and the squirrel scurries off. He then proceeds to go back to studying like this is perfectly normal.

do you guys see it do you see the Vision. it'd be HILARIOUS.

Happy crimus

ELECTRIFYING!

recenty, I remeber:I CAN DRAW WH AT EVER I WANT!!!!!!!!!!So i draw meul. Yes

i ddont like yhjis

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