Eepy Loz

Attention all celestial beings, deities, demons, and other ethereal entities inhabiting mortal meat suits:

We know it’s a bit of a drag dealing with these squishy, high-maintenance vessels. Eating? Sleeping? Showering? Yes, it’s all very mortal and inconvenient. But hey, this is your ride, and no one likes a broken-down car. Show some respect to your vessel—it’s literally carrying you around the mortal plane.

Here’s your “Vessel Maintenance Checklist”:

Fuel it properly! Eat some actual food—yes pizza rolls count but throw in a vegetable or two occasionally.

Hydrate. Your body right now is mostly made up of water. You need to replenish your reserves once in a while.

Sleep! At least 6-9 hours. Powering through is not a long-term solution, my friend.

Showering and grooming. A clean vessel is a happy vessel. Your mortal friends will thank you.

Stretch and move. A little walk won’t kill you!

Remember: Treat your vessel with kindness, or it can start feeling bad. You’ve been warned.

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two of them

AAAOOUGHHHHHHH

Self-loathing (ft Scaramouche)

I headcanon he gets these types of episodes when he's alone with his thoughts (it happened more often during his fatui era)

monthly dirk

i have a common theme with my favorite pokemon (small)

im gonna ich komme on you

WHAT DOES ICH KOMME MEAN

pookie said it looks like this😭i cant

divorce

We need whoever's on the other end of our strings to calm down for like 15 minutes, your ocs have enough trauma we promise