Printing This And Hanging It Up In The Laundry Room ☺

So I either want to eat cookies in space, or I want to eat cookies MADE out of space.

your url shows what you want most in life

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

if you wanna get your 1000 boops in and are worried abt boop spamming a stranger, feel free to boop me, i dont mind!

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

I’m very glad I got spayed because I know 100% if I had kids I’d not be able to stop myself from giving them 17th century puritain hortatory names. And not like, the ones white suburban Christian moms find pleasing. Fuck your “Hope”s “Trinity”s and “Felicity”s, meet my daughters Kill-Sin and Abstinence, they’re top of their afterschool pottery class and last week Kill-Sin got banned from all Home-Depots in our county, following our proud family tradition. Little Abstinence is in her rebellious teen phase, she tried to burn the house down with me locked upstairs again, but unfortunately her arson skills are lacking, I offered to get her a tutor but I’m not going to force the issue if she feels she can get it on her own. I’m so proud of them

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok