Oh That Looks Kinda Like Me! With Like The Black Pigtails I Mean Idk Who That Is. Who Is Tgat

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

(She looks behind her, eyes widening. This girl looks so much like him.)

“...hello?”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

watch my anime, boy

I DON’T i don’t have a camera :( i access tumblr thru the power of agony alone

fuck yessss spiderposting.....they’re like everywhere in the back room, i’ve named them

@g0ldenbear

pleeeease tell me you have pictures that's so cute

this whole shitty town in one sentence if i am to be honest .

fuck yessss spiderposting.....they’re like everywhere in the back room, i’ve named them

@g0ldenbear

pleeeease tell me you have pictures that's so cute

Range of the coconut crab

nooo.....

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

"CHARACTER SWEEP!!!!" isn't a statement. it is a battle cry

yeah he just hangs out and fishes

hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real

@g0ldenbear

Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?