G0ldenbear - Funniest Dead Child This Side Of Utah

i’m stuck in bumfuck NOWHERE utah in ONE building. like i think if i went outside during the day my eyes would burn out

fuck yessss spiderposting.....they’re like everywhere in the back room, i’ve named them

@g0ldenbear

pleeeease tell me you have pictures that's so cute

wgat the fuck

WHY AM I NOT IN THE RACING GAME

there's this fucking tik tok that i keep seeing and it's one of those "meet the friend group" shitty thirst traps and it's 6 dudes right and you got the punk boy (okay fine whatever ) and the elegant boy (what would we do without him) and then there's the fucking ventriloquist and the video just continues on to the college boy and the nerd boy (why are these two different boys?) but i'm still caught off guard by the fucking ventriloquist like this dude just straight up has a muppet of himself and he's not even like doing a ventriloquist thing he just has it and is lip syncing to the song and he has the muppet and that's him he's the ventriloquist that's his thing. there was nothing else for him to be he's just the ventriloquist of the friend group. i cannot stop thinking about this. The Ventriloquist.

WHAT THE...

hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real

@g0ldenbear

Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?

WiFi is short for “wience fiction”

“i have taught you well.”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

got killed. 40th anniversary this year 🎉 oh mygod i am 53 years old

fuck yessss spiderposting.....they’re like everywhere in the back room, i’ve named them

@g0ldenbear

pleeeease tell me you have pictures that's so cute

“he probably doesn’t need to be babysat all the time, he’s ten.”

(Right?)

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.