What Could He Possibly Fucking Want.

on one hand. is basing a horror franchise off of these horrific tragedies insensitive. Yes. on the other hand they turned me into a marketable plushie and i need it in my arms Nyeow.

it’s literally me why can’t i have it

o.k. yay i’ll tell eva to not bite your skull

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

Golden Freddy (Fnaf) stimboard

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an eye for an eye makes the whole world have cool as fuck eye patches #vengeance

sorry

WHY IS FIVE NIGHT FREDDY REBLOGGING FTOM ME?????

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

(ooc) this is a rp blog so. unreality warning for the whole thang

main is @charrators!!