Man, The Flesh Sucks. I'm Gonna Abandon It For The Machine.

💛Golden bear bean💛

You guys liked my Golden Freddy drawing so have some more.

nuh uh!!

hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real

@g0ldenbear

Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?

also we’re trying to make pizza cause somehow none of the ingredience have gone bad but eva thinks the tomato sauce is “too spicy.” girl it’s tomatoes...

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

idk who andrew is but i support them

YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE ME NOT EVEN WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP

godspeed soldier

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

"CHARACTER SWEEP!!!!" isn't a statement. it is a battle cry

“i have taught you well.”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

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