Latest Posts by g-i-ble - Page 4

today i looked an old man in the eyes and asked for this shirt

An automatic rice dispenser

[eng by me]

you aren't gonna believe who is getting laid soon, read the first two words <3

Animal Crossing villagers will say shit like “Hey, how much water do you think is underneath your fridge from all the ice cubes kicked under? My guess is AT LEAST half a 7-11 Big Gulp! Hey! Call me over on a hot day and I could get a straw and sip it up!”

Trying to get a glass of water but i cant. The water goes up

history of the newsboy strike

Lin-Manuel Miranda is the biggest Fansie ever

I don’t even have an explanation for this

When I was little I LOVED the taste of blues clues kids toothpaste. I'd just straight up eat it. My mom thought this was unhealthy and would take away the toothpaste if she caught me eating it. Or threaten to switch to grown-up mint toothpaste (not as tasty). I would crouch behind the open bathroom door slowly squeezing out blues clues kids toothpaste onto my hands and eating it as quietly as possible

this gave me such a beautiful visual i had to draw it. the true human experience of eating a little goopy in the dark

I think the most interesting ancient superweapon story would be one where the weapon is just one more artifact and had nothing to do with the civilization's downfall. Like:

You're walking in the countryside in England or Syria or some similar place and you come upon a patch of smooth, flat stones all laid out neatly in a line. "Why, it's a Roman road!" you exclaim. How'd it come to be in this state of obscurity and disrepair? People used these roads well into the middle ages, so it would be silly to blame it on "the fall of Rome" as if the people here have some deeply ingrained cultural trauma related exclusively to roads. The truth is mundane but it's also touchingly melancholy; over time, as it fell into disrepair and as people found other ways to get places, fewer and fewer people used it until, one day, nobody did.

Now replace "road" with "giant space laser."

rika pokemon.. … (starts crying)

Wow…what is going ON here?

look at me and tell me these earrings aren’t clip-ons

pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute

I found this picture a while ago. Idk why but it just fills me up with joy. The dog is so happy

asaGAO

I love them so much I will shove my entire fist into my mouth ❤️

Enjoy girls, Revali with glasses 🐧💖

1984

I saw this while looking for refs on Pinterest and it’s so funny I’m gonna throw up