I Like This, Ignoring A Few Biological Inaccuracies. Now What Was That Last Bit There?

Liking the idea of one sided Fyozai when I am both of them is funny cuz like. Self love?? I guess??? Slay or whatever. But one sided. It's quite amusing now that I'm thinking it.

new rentry

cloud themed, blue + white

co / boyflux

Dazai: Ranpo~ I need your deductive abilities! Ranpo: *eating a snack* hmm? what do you need? Dazai: I need you to deduce if Chuuya likes me? Ranpo: *confused* like as in toleration or like as romantically Dazai: oh i know he tolerates me... the other one Ranpo: *still confused* Chuuya Nakahara, the mafia executive? Dazai: yes? Ranpo: you want me to deduce if Chuuya Nakahara, the mafia executive has a crush on you? Dazai: yes! Ranpo: the man that is currently behind you, hugging you? Dazai: *looks at Chuuya* yep this one Ranpo: the one that you have been married to for like 4 years? Chuuya: actually its been 5. Ranpo: *baffled* yeah I think he likes you Dazai: awww Chuuya! Chuuya: ok me next, Ranpo I need your deduction Ranpo: *facepalm* do you want to know if Dazai likes you? Chuuya: yeah... Ranpo: *throws glasses* im done!

my friends are silly

dazai osamu i love you so much

Chuuya: Hey Dazai, Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s?

Dazai: I think you come in men enough for the rest of us

Chuuya: …

Kouyou: …

Mori: …

The rest of the executive meeting: …

📞.

jayvik is canon

think ill take the yearning title today, guys. you can all kick your feet up and relax. ill get the tab tonight