Find Someone Who Looks At You The Way Luka Looks At Hyuna

"do it with your long thick thing!" - me to my brother, playing zelda

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tiptoe through the tulips, with me

Giving mori all my issues

well alright i guess

go off ao3 tags on bsky

im so serious about this but if youre autistic and especially if youre chronically ill creative labour cannot be your only way to relax. working on a creative project is still working. take time to do nothing. its good for you i promise.

Dazai: Ranpo~ I need your deductive abilities! Ranpo: *eating a snack* hmm? what do you need? Dazai: I need you to deduce if Chuuya likes me? Ranpo: *confused* like as in toleration or like as romantically Dazai: oh i know he tolerates me... the other one Ranpo: *still confused* Chuuya Nakahara, the mafia executive? Dazai: yes? Ranpo: you want me to deduce if Chuuya Nakahara, the mafia executive has a crush on you? Dazai: yes! Ranpo: the man that is currently behind you, hugging you? Dazai: *looks at Chuuya* yep this one Ranpo: the one that you have been married to for like 4 years? Chuuya: actually its been 5. Ranpo: *baffled* yeah I think he likes you Dazai: awww Chuuya! Chuuya: ok me next, Ranpo I need your deduction Ranpo: *facepalm* do you want to know if Dazai likes you? Chuuya: yeah... Ranpo: *throws glasses* im done!

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