Can't Believe They Are Playing "airplanes" In The Mall Right Now 💀

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

gummy lamas

au where bi-han's "betrayal" was just a ruse to escape and kuai and tomas never leave the lin kuei. shang tsung loses evrything, his soul stealers, dragon army + allies so he just walks into the lin kuei one day and says he wants to join up. bi-han scoffs, cause the lin kuei "breed the best warriors in earthrealm with absolute loyalty to the clan" basically from infancy, you don't just waltz in and sign up like it's a gym membership! but shang says smth like "you'll find me quite breedable." bi-han goes silent, gives him that little eyebrow raise and just like that shang's in. everyone instantly loathes him esp kuai but ironically, bi-han who is the biggest hater (besides frost) is the only one who can seem to tolerate shang cause they're constantly validating each other's delusions of grandeur. kuai's almost always outraged at everything shang proposes cause his plans sound completely unhinged and lowkey sinister so he immediately denounces it like "father would not approve." and shang smirks and purrs "your father is not here and i do not need his approval nor yours~only that of our grandmaster~" and from then on in clan meetings he's just sitting in bi-han's lap preening while bi-han strokes him like a cat. all the lower lin kuei are confused af at this turn of events and meanwhile kuai, tomas, sektor and cyrax are all plotting several different ways to murder shang and undo whatever brainwashing he did to bi-han without lobotimizing him.

fun fact- duncan refers to people hes attracted to as ‘alright’! trust me he told me himself

Guys, i never told you, but im a big fan of this strange Sesame Street :)

the fact that chuck’s death, a suicide, was always ruled as an accident and that howard’s death, an accident, is now forever going to be ruled as a suicide

people on twitter kept saying that a lot of ex-dsmp fans moved on to f1

WYM THEY ARE CANON???!!

Fucking menace

brienne and jaime are both just so gender. like you have one of the most beautiful knights in the realm, fair and golden-haired, who looks in the mirror and sees his twin sister, who has always done her bidding and centered his life around hers, who doesnt know who he is without her, and then you have the maid of tarth, the ugliest woman in westeros, who’s always been too big, too tall, too bulky, dreamed of being a knight while stifling dreams of being loved, being thought beautiful, who thinks her only good quality is her skill with a sword and even that has been an embarrassment to those around her, an oddity, something to laugh and jeer at. i just — it isnt even that they subvert stereotypes, its that they both allow each other to be nothing more or less than what they are, and everything that entails