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This gurl always sits to pee and yes, it is necessary to hold my clitty down or I will make a big mess.

I'll pee above the seat if I don't push it down

Damn, that covers the truth so perfectly! VOTE VOTE VOTE

Very tiny and getting smaller I hope, about 4″ now

Sadly it’s true..

And Trump has assaulted over 23 women and paid off every one, hence no charges from the party of the elite Republican terrorists!

Or, the more accurate description and headline of the event goes like: 50 years ago today, Sen Edward M. Kennedy left a party and was driving drunk, crashed the vehicle into the water, left Mary Jo Kopechne to drown, did not call the police for help and didn’t report the accident until the following day. The bending over backwards to paint Kennedy into some sort of tragic survivor is disgusting. He let Kopechne die. But of course, there’s no media bias here 

Sooooo pretty.

My favorite outfit

Of course, and always wipe, never shake.

This was not an uncommon sight, as the only male in the house with my older sister, mother and granny. The hamper always had some nice treats for me also, mmm.

THank you Governor for having the balls to do so. Trump has a pussy.

Of course, all gurls sit to pee as it seems so natural and much less messy then standing like real men with their big thingies.