One Day I Wish To Eat Like A Roman Emperor

The cat is green....

is your cat still green

-_-

Apple in the Orchard - A Big Macintosh Comic 🍎 ✨

Like to charge reblog to cast

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

Sometimes I think about the fact that I used to call myself a fuj*shi.

Turns out I was just trans and really wanted to be a guy in a stable gay relationship. Oops.

“Never Gonna Give You Up” with every second beat removed

Consume

i made a personality quiz for what boss salmonid you would be

GO TAKE IT NOW NOW NOW

and post ur results in a reblog or smth im curious what u think !!

Balls lol

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👉👈 Ngl I'd bite someone for a letter from my batshit phone husband Randy Jade....

Reblog this if you want a "small" letter from your f/o 🥰😳🥺❤️💕

Please remember to tag with or otherwise let us know the names of the f/o's you want a letter from 💕

I swear to God if I see one more anime girl closed species I'm going to do something terrible.