Good Things Will Happen 🧿

ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

Neon Genesis Evangelion

i really don't like this attitude that anime fans have where if you criticize or complain about something within an anime, it means you want it censored/removed.

Just because I don't enjoy certain fanservice doesn't mean I want the creator's work altered or tampered with, it just means I don't like it.

Why can't weebs process the idea of enjoying something AND being critical of it.

Americans will measure in anything except the metric system

okay i’m awake time to write for my silly little phone spiders

Ketamine + boypussy

Sometimes tumblr suggests I follow someone, which I appreciate. Sometimes, however; tumblr suggests a person who I already followed and I am greeted by only a “unfollow” button. Passive aggressive algorithm.

Fuck.

Intestines can’t even digest anymore

because of woke

I want one that says “kissing girls” on the other side. I could flip it like a closed/open sign on a store.

IT ARRIVED BEST 20 DOLLARS I EVER SPENT