Whoever Said Beauty Is Only Skin Deep Has Never Seen Sexy Bones

jesus was really just like "are you fucking stupid"

Fuck.

are you frequently overstimulated?

Tumblr artists will post the greatest masterpieces of the past century and caption it something like

“Blorbos do be blorbing”

Artists who doodle on schoolwork and post the artwork with the actual words visible are the backbone of society

Intestines can’t even digest anymore

because of woke

Such a fan of women

But actually

Why he ourple

I work hard to make this brothel a home

Why would you say this? Is this a game to you? Peridot is losing because she got put twice as an option and you turn it into a dick joke? Wow.