Serendipity

Being obsessed with your own OCs but literally never creating any art or content for them is such a curse. You'll be like "this reminds me of blorbo from my head :)", and everyone else will just be like "? who thef uck"

Puking is so embarrassing

It’s like

This is what I ate lol

100% agree

Americans will measure in anything except the metric system

Artists who doodle on schoolwork and post the artwork with the actual words visible are the backbone of society

Why does Jack black look like he just received a word he doesn’t know for a spelling bee

Hostile Intestinal Disorder

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ